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INFO
2003 WESTERN DIVISION CHAMPIONS 2003 Record: 29-23
Owner: Brett Schlekeway
(schlebre@netzero.com)
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UPCOMING
SCHEDULE
Week 1: vs. Birmingham* 1-3 Week 2: at Indiana 0-4 Week 3: COLORADO 3-1 Week 4: OKLAHOMA 0-4 Week 5: at Tucson 2-2 Week 6: at Havana 1-3 Week 7: HELL 2-2 Week 8: NASHVILLE 2-2 Week 9: at Colorado 3-1 Week 10: at Oklahoma 1-3 Week 11: at Hell 4-0 Week 12: TUCSON 1-3 Week 13: BUFFALO |
TEAM
HEADLINES
Wednesay
August 6, 2008
Lusk
forms team for 2008 season
While getting Lusk
back as their manager early this season was almost welcome after the strict
regime that Tom Emanski ran, the team's record never really improved. They
now sit 20-28 going into the final week of the regular season. Manager
Lusk will be absent from the series, leaving the team in the able hands
of bench coach Ricky Vaughn.
"Back when I played in the California Penal League, I learned how to smoke the ball into the batter," he said. "Literally. I set the league record for hit batsmen and yard brawls."
What this had anything to do with the Aliens' series this week agianst Buffalo is anyone's guess. The press thought it was just better to let the man talk. As for Lusk, he is reportedly getting his managerial chamber prepared for next season, so he can better take control of this team in 2008.
Monday
May 26, 2008
Lusk
returns as Aliens' manager
Former New Mexico
Aliens manager Tom Emanski was found wandering naked in the desert outside
of Albuquerque after the opening week of the season. All Emanski was found
and taken to a local hospital. "The lights, he's back, I thought he was
dead."
His mental state appeared to be shaky at best. New Mexico general manager Chuck Norris says that the return of Emanski to manage the Aliens will not happen. After what appears to have happened to him there is no conceviable way he can return to baseball. Norris also was pleased to announce the return of a familiar face to teh Aliens dugout, luskeioenrownojnsdfuionaslkndfoweo,.sdnfkoshd, known to most Alien fans as Lusk. While many thought that he died a few seasons ago and some even thought that he never even existed, Lusk has returned to manage the Aliens.
" You puny humans with your limited brain capacity how could you think that you could have ever gotten rid of me. I am ominipitant, omenicesent, and all powerful. You will all be annihlated. Surrender now."
"I am glad he is back, I was so tired of those stupid drills." designated hitter Travis Hafner said of Emanski's departure.
Lusk won 58 games
in two seasons as manager of the Aliens in 2003 and 2004. The change may
take a few weeks to settle in with the team, though. New Mexico dropped
all four games in Indiana last week, but has an eight game home stand to
continue his reign.