Saturday, April 4th, 2004

We Miss You So Much Satirewire!!

Every so often I look back to www.satirewire.com to see if Mr. Marlatt has reunited with himself and started writing his own brand of comedy again.  I am constantly hoping there is enough news out there for even him to make fun of but as of yet he still hasn’t resolved what ever issues made this ingenious mono go his separate way. 

 In retrospect this volatile group of person was bound to separate simply because of the creative writing style of him.  Lets look back at some of the articles he has written.

 GOD NAMES NEXT "CHOSEN PEOPLE"; IT'S JEWS AGAIN
"Oh Shit," Say Jews

Jerusalem (SatireWire.com) Update — Jews, whose troubled, 10,000-year term as God's "chosen people" finally expired last night, woke up this morning to find that they had once again been hand-picked by the Almighty. Synagogues across the globe declared a day of mourning.

Proving once again that being chosen first is not always the best result.

How can we forget this classic:

KNIVES, TANKS, WHALES — AIRPORT
SCREENERS NOW FAILING TO CATCH ANYTHING
Federal Investigators, Meanwhile, Accused of Enjoying Work a Little Too Much

Washington, D.C. (SatireWire.com) — In a troubling sign that investigators may be getting bored with their success smuggling guns and knives onto airplanes, the U.S. Department of Transportation today disclosed that its agents have recently cleared airport security checkpoints with an M1 tank, a beluga whale, and a fully active South American volcano.

The threat of terrorism wasn’t nearly enough to spark fear in the hearts of the people of the united states but when you add the threat of whales getting past the screeners now we have a real catastrophe.  

Finally, but certainly not the least of his genius, this article which was one of the inspirations for this webpage.

SALLY STRUTHERS BEGS YOU TO SAVE THE DOT-COMS
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 Where ever the team of Marlatt is just remember your fans are behind you and wish you well.  Good luck with your book. And we will welcome you back with open arms for your reunion tour.

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